Did you know?

It is an absolute FACT, that annually, on April 1st (April Fools Day) over 34.7% of the world's population will be convinced of some unbelievable statistic or unfathomable truth that they read about on the omniscient Internet.

OVER 34.7%!!!

I sit here shaking my head in disbelief, amazed by the throngs of gullible people allowed to occupy space on this planet. Outrageous. Just who the hell ARE these people?