Superficial Perception and Apologies

Every day, when I launch my browser, I am greeted with the Google News homepage. This allows me to scan the headlines quickly and see if there is anything that catches my interest. It has headlines, organized in categories, along with thumbnail photos to accent the storyline.

I fully realize it is completely inappropriate to judge a book by the cover, but I have determined that there are only 3 photographs of John R. Bolton in circulation; and that white mustache, and the Trumpian hair style give him a cartoon-like appearance. I'm not making fun of him or questioning his qualifications for the job in question; I'm strictly talking about how the papparazzi are capturing the man.

I don't know if he's going to be appointed or not, but in either case, he needs to place a call to Extreme Makeover - DC Edition and get some guidance. Not that he's in need of plastic surgery or such, but a bit of attention could work wonders at improving the variety of photographs being released.

Please accept my apologies for this cheap shot.

[If he wants my input, I would recommend a 3/8" buzz cut, myself.]