Fifty.

Well, the kid it the big 50 today. The team at work took me to lunch, and forced the obligatory old age jokes on me. Of special note, my friend Jeff went the extra mile, and created a newsletter in the spirit of our somewhat bizare sense of humor. Check it out. [If there are any copyright issues that have been violated, please drop me a line - meant only in the spirit of spreading some humor in the world...sw]

Jeff also was the inspiration for my new "product line" in the emporium - become a mottmaniac. [btw, I think he gets something like a nickel from every sale...]